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Eric: A brief quote from a phone conversation:
E: Hello? Hello?
W: Hello?
E: Ah! There you are. I couldn't hear you for a moment.
W: I know. I thought the new headset was dead. I panicked.
E: Mmmm... the taste of citrus.
W: ....
E: Hon?
W: My panic tastes like citrus.
E: No, my Propel does.
W: Ah!
E: Though they're both from the makers of Gatorade.
W: ...this is going in the blog, isn't it?
Posted by Eric Burns at January 1, 2006 10:18 PM
Comments
Comment from: Plaid Phantom posted at January 1, 2006 10:46 PM
So Gatorade is the source of all panic? I knew it!
Comment from: Robert Hutchinson posted at January 1, 2006 10:56 PM
That big lightning bolt means PANIC.
(This half-assed comment in loving memory of Mitch Hedberg.)
Comment from: Snowspinner posted at January 1, 2006 11:18 PM
I am honored that Wednesday's panic comes from the University of Florida.
Comment from: Alex Jeffries posted at January 2, 2006 1:19 AM
That was fascinating. I wish my dialogues were that interesting.
Le sigh.
Comment from: Abby L. posted at January 2, 2006 9:26 AM
Mmmmm... Panic.
Comment from: DarkStar posted at January 2, 2006 1:09 PM
I've always thought that panic tasted like sweaty oranges.
Comment from: Escushion posted at January 3, 2006 8:40 PM
Ah, silliness. Or sillyness.
Comment from: larksilver posted at January 7, 2006 1:39 AM
Okay, maybe it's just me, and the tired/sick talkin'.. but if you look just at the bold letters up there, and imagine what they sound like, you get something that sounds like that machine in My Fair Lady. You know, the one that enunciates vowel sounds for Eliza to imitate?
eewe wewe eewe eeewew eweweweweewewewew
Either that, or somebody who couldn't spell for shit saw something gross. Okay, sleep now. ha!
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